What’s the purpose of plucking eyebrows then drawing them back on
Protest Idea: Everyone in my graduating class not go to college because it’d be more cost effective
I’ve been home alone all day and this has been fucking awesome
- Character: Do not do this thing.
- Main Character: Okay. Excuse me while i do the thing.
show up at an open poetry slam and gently boop the nose of a puppy against the mic. thunderous applause. god damn
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
I just sit here sometimes like
wow
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it just
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
(Source: mortalsiamdreaming)
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.
Wow.
